An Itch to Scratch


All those times that I was standing in Poison Ivy and Martha would tell me to look out. Nothing ever happened. All those times Martha would end up itching and scratching so much from the slightest contact. Well, my years of impunity finally caught up. I don't know that it was actually Poison Ivy. Poison Oak, Poison Sumac. Poison something. It showed up last week after a ride. Butch thought he had a little too. A barely noticeable patch on my knee. Then a couple days later it moved to the other knee. Hmmm. Then just a hint on my shin. By the time I got some Benadryl to put on it, it had spread and intensified. When I put the Benadryl on it, it enflamed. Why? I don't know. What I do know is that it itched so bad last night I could barely think.
Went to the Health Center today. They couldn't say any better than I what it was. Probably Rhus dermatitis, the catch all for the family of irritant plants something something. They did say that we would be treating it aggressively and so I am. Steroid cream, steroid pills, Benadryl pills in the evening. I got the gamut. And you, Martha my dear, have a free "I told you so." Just don't rub it in. It itches too much.


